Sgt. Pokes Quotables

Was watching some old Mass footage today and thought it’d be jokes to resurrect some of the old Pokes wordsmithery

‘It’s so ugly’

“Like cheese and pickle, we’re on a roll!”

how many times in the last 10 years (!?!) must Spongebob have been rewound?

“Loefah’s serving up the solid… That’s not a euphamism”