Sgt. Pokes Quotables

Was watching some old Mass footage today and thought it’d be jokes to resurrect some of the old Pokes wordsmithery

https://www.dubstepforum.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=109944

‘It’s so ugly’

“Like cheese and pickle, we’re on a roll!”

how many times in the last 10 years (!?!) must Spongebob have been rewound?

“Loefah’s serving up the solid… That’s not a euphamism”