first up, Stenchman
Here’s some proppa, with coki-type wobble, he made:
*fn
next up SBTRKT
again, neither are particularly ugly
it’s not as if they’re Diplo
*fn
do slipknot next
Always thought The Knife kind of did it well.
Takes away from the fixation people have on egos and personalities and trying to connect the dots with the music… lets the music speak for itself. “How does such a pretty girl make such deep music?”
Also doe - how about not getting mobbed by fools when you go for a cup of coffee or are on a date?
Fuck Slipknot do Gwar. 
Buckethead is probably the strangest masked performer.
I think there’s only a couple of pictures of him without the mask. He’s also a ridiculously good guitarist.
Saw him way back when with Limbomaniacs and he blew me away, and I hated guitar solos at that point. Definitely super talented.
ah that’s an easy one
not exactly a mask though
*fn
edit: in fact, this caused me to listen to his Electric Tears album:
goes from riffy to subtle; noice.
this is what they claim:
May 22, 2013 - Daft Punk have opened up about their decision to wear masks on stage, claiming it’s more exciting for people to see ther robot helmets than their real faces. … “But the robots are exciting to people.” The duo also admitted they enjoy the anonymity the masks give them when they are going about their lives.
but I know for a fact*
that they have robbed several banks & escaped on motorcycles
and used all the money to fund robotics research in France;
hence Marine Le Penn, the sex doll.
*fn
Heavy Metal is most popular in countries that have wealthy, content populations
Swedish metalers Ghost BC don robes & masks because they are happy people
trying to become wealthier*
*tf
by request, gwa
these horrible countenances
are designed to save us viewing the ravages of time & beer
but underneath are hearts of gold & Trump supporters.
Now, prepare yourself
because this is what they look like unmasked at a family bbq*:
*alternative fact
hee hee, it’s still frickn bro
meanwhile, on Earth,
Squarepusher taking his mask for a walk:
and berating it
If wear a helmet if it had a little vaporizer nozzle and fans and shit.
^sounds healthy
*pure speculation
Actually booked Stentchman during the bro phenomenon back when and have to say he can hold down vodka with ket like nobody’s business.
Big up the double down heavy dissociative massiiiiive…
Goat stare into the camera,
all displaying the symptoms of Stockholm Syndrome,
having been kidnapped at an early age by Nanny Goat
who held them hostage in the props department of the Orionteatern
during the noughties, making them listen to old Gong records*,
hence:
actually, my brainfried-side quite likes this,
here’s a whole concert:
(pass the heronburgers & spliff…15.20 is the groove)
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*lies, all lies
Do Snts
